My mom thought my doing the laundry was photo-worthy. I guess because it took me like an hour to fold one towel. And, yeah, all that crap cluttering up the place? Mine. It was Laundry Day!
I'm the white noise in the background of other people's conversations. When it's my turn to talk in a restaurant, the waitress asks if the others at the table need a refill. When I use the phone, I'm put on immediate hold. Sometimes when I *answer* the phone, I'm put on hold! I'm heard, but rarely listened to. People swat at me like I'm a giant mosquito. But other than that, I'm a real pleasure to be around. I'm a breath of fresh air, a walk in the park, a spring breeze. I'm a douche commercial. Yes, I actually went there.
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